I don’t know about you, but I’m not sure what I’m doing when it comes to funeral homes. I mean, I used to work for a funeral home, but since that’s over and done with, and I don’t really want to deal with that shit again, I’ll stick to helping families out with funeral home things.
I have my own opinion on funeral homes, but it’s not very well-known. I work at a funeral home, and I have to deal with lots of people who are dealing with the same thing I am: loss. Some people actually go out of their way to make funeral preparations as thoughtful as possible (especially for a funeral home business). Others, not so much.
There are lots of funeral homes in the United States, but a lot of them are just places to store people’s bodies, and a lot of times they’re not even really funeral homes. There are a lot of times when a home-owner and a funeral home owner are involved, but that’s really rare because it’s just a business relationship.
I am a funeral home owner from Floyd, NC. I like the funeral home business, but I hate the funeral home owners. Their attitudes are just not conducive to a good business relationship, and they don’t give a shit about the funeral home. They want to make money, thats what they want, and they don’t mind just keeping their cash in their bank account.
Floyd is a small town just a few miles from Asheville. It is also the location of the funeral home that I work for. The owners are all just as ungrateful as the customers. They treat their customers like idiots and treat their staff like crap. I have been there a couple of times and I can tell you that the people there are some of the worst people that I have ever met. Some of them are just really bad people.
The funeral home that I work for is called Floyd Funeral Home and that is because it is located in Floyd County, North Carolina. I have worked at that funeral home for 2 years, and I am going to say that the people at Floyd are really kind and caring. There are only a couple of ways to describe my interactions with them. One, the way they treat their customers. They treat their customers like idiots, and I mean idiots.
First, I met a customer named Jason who had just gotten a letter. He was so embarrassed and scared that he had to sign a release form. I actually laughed at the stupid sign because it says “I am Jason, I died today.” I should have seen that coming.
Another time, I took a job at a funeral home that had been in a fire. One of the other employees, a man, had died in the fire. The other employee didn’t know what to do. He was pretty distraught and tried to do anything he possibly could to help the family, but it was really difficult for him. I had tears in my eyes when I met the family. I felt a little like I was a part of that.
So Jason was the one who started the fire, and when he died he was the one who helped put the funeral home out of business. Of course, he was hired to do that, but his actions were still a shock.
I know I haven’t really done much with the game since I finished it, but a lot of the things that I did try to do were kind of weird. What I mean by weird is that I’ve made a bunch of choices that I feel sort of weird about. I’ve also written a bunch of lines that I feel sort of weird about.