This post originally appeared on herringforyou.com.
If you’re reading this in the future, I’m extremely sorry about what happened to you. I hope that you found some sort of comfort here and that you know how incredibly fortunate you are to have had the opportunity to go into nursing. I’m afraid I’m not able to offer any sort of support, but I can tell you that the nurses I work with are amazing. While it’s not my place to say anything, I will say that I am so very glad you’re alive.
You can find herring funeral homes in other parts of the world, but she is one of the very few that offer free services. They’re also often the only ones that offer the option of free transport to your funeral. If you’re really desperate, you can even consider hiring a bodyguard to be in the funeral home with you during the service.
Any sort of support, but I can tell you that the nurses I work with are amazing. While its not my place to say anything, I will say that I am so very glad youre alive.You can find herring funeral homes in other parts of the world, but she is one of the very few that offer free services. Theyre also often the only ones that offer the option of free transport to your funeral.
The reason I bring up herring funeral homes is because I just realized that I dont live in the US and am sure Im not the only person who would love to have my own funeral. But I have been to the other side of the world to see what real funeral services are like, and these are the only ones Ive ever seen who actually care. A little bit of me wants to share this with you because I don’t know how your friends are doing.
These funeral homes are great for small groups of friends, or even families, who can plan things themselves and are really great about giving you all the directions and how to prepare your body for things like cremation. Plus, the herring can be a great centerpiece.
I grew up in a herring family. We can take that as a sign of life-long good taste in funeral services. The funeral director there told us that most of the herring that goes on the body of a deceased person is used as a decoration, so it’s a good idea to take advantage of that fact. And if you want to add a little style, you can also consider throwing in a few decorative pearls or a handful of dried fish.
The reason you’re on your own is because no one has been in charge of the herring farm for quite some time now. That’s the thing about herring, though. They’re a highly prized and often expensive delicacy. If you have the money to buy one, I can’t imagine you’d want to go to the trouble of picking out the right pearls, dried fish, dried fruit, and fish heads.
The first thing you should do is buy a few of those pearls and dried fish heads because those things have a way of adding a little personality to your décor. For those of you who are like me, you probably have a few of those things hanging from the back of your chair or hanging from your wall.
I remember this one time in high school my friend was getting ready to break up with me when I was sitting next to the bathroom sink and the back of the toilet. I was like, “Dude, those are the perfect pearls for this place.” But before you get too excited about the money you’ll make by being the best barista in the world, think about the money you’ll spend.