How to Sell boylan funeral home to a Skeptic

This is a funeral home that is located in a small town in the middle of a corn field. It is a quiet place where the staff is all laid back and caring.

The funeral home is a peaceful place, as it is quite far from the rest of the town. The staff members are laid back and caring, as they are very much like the people that live the town. The staff members even share one word (pronounced like the word “cornfield”), “Cornfield.